How To Tell If Your Girl Is (Possibly) A Ho.

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( I started to name this post ‘Ho’ish Tendencies’…but I wanted to make this one crystal clear.

Too many good dudes out there are giving their precious time, their hard earned money and their hearts to females, that to be frank with you, simply don’t deserve it. I’ve met countless dudes who have inadvertently or purposely chosen to fall in love with a whore…a tramp…a ho. Some have even chosen to marry such females.

But its a true saying indeed: You can’t make a ho into a housewife! It just won’t happen. I know a dude real well, who was in the military several years ago. He, like many others, fell in love with this chick who had a nice body. But she was ho material. Undoubtedly he fell in love with her sex skills; and that was his biggest problem. But he didn’t know she was a ho…until he came home early from work one afternoon and found his brother pounding her out doggy-style on HIS bed!

So in the spirit of avoiding making a similar mistake, I’m going to list a few of the things to look out for; some tell tale signs of ho’ishness. And don’t approach this with a blinded eye. If you see any of these signs in the woman you are currently dating, you need to do some serious reevaluation of your relationship, and some soul searching.


1. She has sex with you on the first date
For me, this is always a deal breaker. You can be the finest chick on earth; but if you let me pound you out on the very first date, don’t look for a ring or any type of commitment from me.

2. She’s bi-sexual
To me, bisexuality is really just another term for ‘freak’. It speaks of a lack of sexual discipline…an ‘anything goes’ mentality. Bi-sexual women in my opinion are non-comitters; meaning they aren’t the type who will commit to you. They can’t even commit to one choice of sexual preference! Most bisexual chicks are really just freaks who like to get their coochies pleasured; and it usually doesn’t matter who’s doing the pleasuring. Not saying I won’t hit it; but I damn sure won’t commit to it!

3. She has a ton of male ‘friends’
Another deal breaker. What makes YOU such a friendly person that all the guys like hanging around you? I’m nobody’s fool! Men can sometimes be like vultures; we can smell out an easy meal from miles away! And if dudes are hanging around you, they probably sense an easy opportunity.

How To Tell If Your Girl Is (Possibly) A Ho

4. Her male cousins are overly ‘flirty’ with her
Ever hear of ‘kissing cousins’? It happens, in more families than a few. To some oversexual horn-dogs, being blood related means absolutely nothing. In fact, the more ‘forbidden’ the affair, the more erotic it tends to be for them. And again: what makes you so easy for your cousins to flirt with? What type of family IS this anyway?! I don’t even want my gene pool mixed in with a bloodline like that! Guys who are familiar with a female usually know who the ‘freaks’ are; even in their own family. And just about every guy has at least one female cousin he wouldn’t mind pounding, if given the opportunity. (Nasty I know…but so true!)

5. She greets every guy she knows with a hug.
If she’s overly friendly with the opposite sex, your girl could be what we call an ‘attention whore’; the type of female who lives for the attention of other guys. A definite deal breaker for me…

6. She has more male friends than female friends/ or claims she doesn’t like being friends with a bunch of females, but prefers being friends with guys.
This too is often just BS. Most females I know who are friends with a lot of guys have had sexual relationships with most, if not all of them. Very few are on some truly ‘just friends’ tip. And if other females find it hard to be friends with her, it could be because other women can smell out a home-wrecker from miles away. And your girl could very well be the chick that all the other women keep their boyfriends away from because she has a habit of stealing them. Food for thought…

7. She sends you nude or sexual photos of herself before you’ve actually met her in person
Pretty self explanatory. Those are all the hallmarks of a true to the game FREAK! And no sane man would be found wifing up a freak.

8. She has kids by several different men
This is a sign of sexual irresponsibility. And in this day and age, its actually quite dangerous.

9. She has kids with different fathers, but never been married
There ain’t but one way you can continue to spit out babies: you keep giving up the ass! Multiple kids by multiple dudes is a sign of ho’ishness. There’s no two ways about it! If you don’t value your own pussy, why should someone else?

10. She’s no longer friends or on speaking terms with a relative because she was accused of sleeping with their man.
If a woman ever confesses something like this to you, you’d better get your head out your ass and take note! She’s clearing her conscious with you…confessing. She’s letting you know what type of female she is. And even if the accusations are untrue, how did she put herself into such a situation where her good name could be smeared anyway? These are things we as men have to start being aware of before we jump into relationships with just any cutie with booty.

11. Her mother is a ho
You know how the saying goes: The apple never falls very far from the tree… Like mother, like daughter. This is the woman who raised her and trained her into womanhood. This is her coach. And even if she didn’t like her mother, if she spent any significant time around her, she inadvertently soaked up some of mom’s philosophies and life outlook. So buyer: beware!

12. She used to date a pimp
Ho, ho, and again I say ho! And I’m not mocking Santa here…

13. She works as a stripper or exotic dancer; either now or in the past
What’s the difference between a hooker and a stripper? Answer: THERE AIN’T NO DIFFERENCE! Either way you’re trading sexual activity of some kind for money. That therefore makes you a ho! At least the hooker knows she’s a ho, and has come to terms with that fact. She’s openly chosen to embrace her ho’ism; whereas the stripper tends to think she’s somehow better. So know that you’re dealing with either a past or present hoe. And like the saying goes: You can’t make a hoe into a housewife!

14. She was molested or raped in her younger years, yet sucks and screws like a porn star today.
Females who are molested or raped at a young age tend to become promiscuous early in life than they should. That means that by the time she’s in her early 20’s, she’s probably banged more guys than your average porn star. It’s a sad outcome to a tragic event, but one that you should take into consideration before you choose to jump the broom .

15. She doesn’t believe in sexual limits

16. She idolizes authors like Zane or Nancy Friday

17. She doesn’t see anything wrong with carrying on a sexual relationship with two or more different guys at the same time
Quiet freak…

18. She’s had sex with over 10 different guys in her life time
Nasty freak…
Again: if you don’t value your snatch, why on earth should I? Multiple sex partners denotes a lack of value for your own body. You lack any sense of exclusivity about your body; hence, a lack in personal self value. Personally I like for my women to hold their bodies in such high esteem that it causes me to have to break out my A-game just to possibly hit it. But that’s just me…

19. She believes in the sexual ‘liberation’ of all women
Sexual liberation usually means being liberated from any sense of guilt about being a ho! If your woman is on some conversation like this, you best believe she’s had more pricks sticking out of her than a porcupine!

20. She works in the porn industry
Need I say more?!

21. She has home girls who are ho’s
(Birds of a feather flock together!)

22. Her porn collection is bigger than yours
A woman who’s addicted to porn is bound to live out her sexual fantasies. And if she was single when you met her, you have to wonder why…What’s a good looking chick who loves porn doing single? Why no man? Only possible answer: she’s had plenty. And some poor simp will come along and try to cupcake with her, in the hopes of getting all the free sex he wants. That’s when he’ll wake up one day married to a slut, wondering how in heaven’s name did that happen…

23. One of her sexual fantasies is to screw two guys at the same time
Double-dick clutching is a no-no. Signs that your girl is a double-dick clutcher:

a. she tells you its her fantasy
b. she has a two-pronged dildo: one slides into the cooch, the other slides up you know where at the same time
c. she tells you she’s already fulfilled this fantasy
d. she knows way too many dudes, everywhere you seem to go

24. She’s not sure who her baby-daddy is
Maury Povich has brought to light the sheer masses of freaks out there, ready to pin an unwanted pregnancy on any dude stupid enough to run up inside one raw. Freaks like this are just that: freaks. You don’t try to rehabilitate them. You avoid the bubonic plague!

25. She knows a lot of dudes in the entertainment industry
They have another word for women like this: groupies. If you meet a female and her FaceBook page is full of photos with her and every male rapper, rocker or country music singer…know that 9 times outta 10 she’s probably an ex (or still current) groupie. She knows more about these dudes than is morally sound.

26. She used to roll with a gang
Gang chicks ain’t nothing but gang groupies. They’re just restricted to only having sex with the other gang members.

27. All her brothers are pimps
If her whole family is involved in ‘the life’, there’s a good chance that she is too. You’re not only what you eat; you’re also what you see and sleep. And if all you see and sleep is pimping and hoe’ing, day in and day out…pimping and or hoe’ing is down in you. Its down in your bones. And here’s a clue to which one your girl most likely is: there aren’t many female pimps out there…but there’s an abundance of female hoes!

28. Her father was a pimp

29. She used to be a cheerleader for a professional sports team
We call this the sports groupie. But its still the same game. The average cheerleader makes less than someone working at Taco Bell. So if there’s no money in it, why do so many females do it? One word: access. They get to shake their money makers and pom-poms in front of multi millionaires for every game. So you take good looking females, add a bunch of horny young jocks, and throw in millions of bucks. That’s a recipe for lots of groupie activity. Looks to me like the athletes aren’t the only ones ‘taking one for the team…’

30. Her only career has been modeling
How many times has she fell for the line: “Wow, you’re beautiful. Did I tell you I was a photographer…?”

31. She’s starred in one or more rap videos
Video vixen: aka: rap video hoe

32. She got with you, even though she knew you were married at the time
And now you want to wife her up? Get serious man…*shaking my head*

33. She’s the church pastor’s ‘special’ assistant, and travels with him everywhere he goes
I hate to say it, but this is what we call the church groupie. What: you didn’t think the church would have their own set of special groupies too? Of course they do! Not everyone who says unto me ‘lord, lord’ shall enter into my Kingdom…*the words of Jesus*

34. She goes away for the weekend with her ‘friends’ a lot
Yeah, I’ll bet! Don’t think that females won’t cover for each other like men do. They surely will! The closer the friendship the more likely they will cover for one another. I’ve known women who traveled to places like South Beach and Jamaica together, just for the sole purpose of meeting men to hook up with while away. Do a Youtube search on ‘Rent a Rasta’. Very eye opening…

35. She likes to hang out in clubs and bars
Clubs and bars are for the young. By the time a woman reaches a certain age, usually her mid 20’s, she should be tired of the club and bar scene. She should be good and ready for settling down. And if she’s not, your ‘Spidey senses’ should start going off.

36. She knows every guy in the club or bar
Again: what makes her so popular with the guys?

37. When she takes you to meet her people, they give you a funny, ‘knowing’ look; or you hear them make comments like “I’m glad she’s finally settling down!”
When a female’s friends or family make comments like that, they’re inadvertently letting you know your girl used to be a wild one. Take note…

38. She stands up in church and testifies that she used to be a ho
Not saying that a person can’t change their life, but you have to exercise some wisdom. You can only trust an ex-crackhead to a certain degree. Put your guard down and he/she could easily slip back into addiction and start robbing you blind. Once a crackhead, the potential for ‘cracking up’ is always still there. For life. The same goes for alcoholics who will occasionally fall off the wagon and slip back into addiction. Likewise for an ex-hoe. Ex-hoes are some of the slickest type of females to deal with. They can be charming to perfection, but secretly conniving against you. Don’t fall for the oakey-doke. Better to leave the ex-hoes for the Lord and the ex-pimps to deal with…

39. She admits that she used to be wild in her teens and twenties
She’s basically letting you know that she used to be a slut in her younger years. She could probably pass a sperm tasting test blind-folded hanging upside down. If you’re cool with that bit of knowledge, then by all means proceed with reckless abandon. After all: its your life buddy…

40. Her internet profile says anything like:

“I’m tired of guys playing games…
translation: I’m tired of guys tricking me out of my panties by pretending to really like me

“I’m tired of meeting liars..
trans: I’m tired of screwing guys who I think have money, only to find out their really broke and living back home with their mommas.

“I’ve met a ‘few’ people on this site but they didn’t turn out to be what I was hoping for…
trans: I screwed many guys off this site, but they never turned into any sort of long-term relationship.

“I can smell BS a mile away…
trans: I’ve been tricked out of my panties so many times by so many different games that i pretty much know them all now.

“I’m not looking for a sex buddy or friends with benefits…
trans: I’m tired of being used only for cheap sex.

“I did the club/bar scene, now I’m ready to settle down…”
trans: I’ve gotten all my slutting and whoring out the way; now I’m ready for some simp who doesn’t know my background to come along and cupcake with me.

41. She met you and was sexing you down while she was already in another relationship
If she did it to ‘him’, she’ll do it to you too! Don’t think you’re above being played or cheated on because you’re not. It’s happened to the best of us at one time or another.

42. She admits to having cheated on her boyfriend or husband in the past
*Ding ding ding* You don’t get any clearer warnings than this!

43. She’s a part of the female college sorority who’s male counterparts are the “Q-Dogs”
These are what you call college groupies. Yes they got’em too! And Q’s are known on campus for getting down and nasty with the ladies. So if your girl is an ex or current Q groupie, you best believe she’s seen male organs of various shades and sizes during her school days!

44. She ‘swallowed’ the first time she ever gave you head
That right there has ‘ho’ written all over it…with a capital ‘H’! best believe your jizz isn’t the first time she’s swallowed.

45. When you’re together late at night, her cell phone is constantly ringing at 1 or 2 in the morning
They call that time of night ‘booty call’ hours for a reason…

46. Guys from her past still buy her gifts or pay her bills
The only way he’s still paying her bills is if his name is tied to it…or he’s still tapping the skins. There ain’t too many altruistic generous money donors out there looking for some woman’s bills to pay. So don’t be stupid and gullible.

47. She tries to lock you down into a relationship way too fast
She’s trying to get you down that aisle and into the county courthouse records book before you figure out she’s a hoe and change your mind about seeing her. What’s the big rush anyway? Women who are trying to pressure you into marriage usually have an agenda…and its probably not in your favor. Now to be fair to the ladies: if you’ve been dating her for a few years now, she has every right to expect some sort of long term commitment out of you. After all: she ain’t getting any younger.

48. She has had sex with more than 2 guys in the same year
Again: if a woman won’t value her stuff and treat it exclusively, why should you? Why should you commit to someone who obviously can’t even commit to themselves enough to make their body off limits to any dude who comes along whispering sweet words with flowers? Even a female dog (a real bitch) will only allow the best male dog to mate with her. He has to prove to her first that he’s worthy to plant his seed inside of her. Most average females these days require little more than dinner and a movie…some even less!

49. She has 3 or more visible tattoos on her body
I’ve come to discover for myself that females who carry multiple tattoos on their bodies are usually tramps. They seem to be looser sexually than women with one or no tats. I thinks its a respect thing for the human body…on some deeper psychological level. People who tat their bodies up tend to show less respect for their bodies than those who don’t. Again, this is my own personal observation.

50. She has the names of other guys tattooed on her body
Not only is she easily impressionable; she’s not even very wise with it. Permanently inking some dude’s name on her body is her way of staying forever attached to that guy. You’ll always be number 2 or 3 in her life…based on how many other dudes she’s permanently bound to in her mind.

51. She has a tattoo that reads ‘Hit it daddy’ on her lower back
Now that’s just some outright ho mess there!

I’m sure there are more signs out there. I welcome you to leave any I may have left out in the comment section of this post. Be sure to check out my blog  Keep your eyes open playas!

Staff Writer; Mack Major ||

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