(ThyBlackMan.com) I’ve been entertaining the idea of a get-rich-quick scheme. Forget the Ponzi deception (Bernie Madoff wrecked it for everybody), don’t get bogged down with a pyramid undertaking either–too cumbersome, multi-level marketing—why bother. I have found the mother lode to rapid wealth and success is virtually assured if one follows my three-step blueprint to unimaginable wealth I now offer.
First, run don’t walk to the nearest GOP office and register yourself with the Republican Party. Better yet, announce yourself as a Tea-Party Republican. Second, attend all Republican events in your area social or otherwise. Third, make wild pronouncements condemning your counterparts in the Democratic Party—I’m sorry, Democrat Party. Repeat parts two and three if necessary 
until such time sufficient attention has been drawn to you. You will be astonished how quickly you will be taken under the Party’s wing and given a platform to spew your pearls of wisdom on various radio and television talk shows. In fact, if you play your cards right you might end up with your own show.
Now, you understand your entire value to the GOP is your “Blackness” so don’t forget that fact. It will be exploited for its greatest influence in order to offset those liberal Blacks in the Democrat Party. At first, you may be used as an extra (you know, like a movie extra), for background cattle-call work. You’ve seen the shot of the lone Black at a GOP campaign rally. Not to worry though, the GOP will make it seem like there are several Blacks at the rally by showing you over and over again usually positioned behind and to the left or right of the candidate. This is good practice work for you before you’re hauled out for a speaking part.
When your speaking opportunity comes you must be ready to take full advantage. It will probably be in the form of an interview. No matter what question is posed to you, your answer must always involve dumping on Black people for the problem. It should sound something like this, “So Mr. so and so, what’s your opinion on the state of car sales in America? “ Your answer must always involve some Black person causing the malady—your mission is always to give aid and comfort to fellow GOP’ers by parroting their biases. It doesn’t always have to be so direct or overt either. Some answers can be effectively couched in code words for Black people. “Now that NASA has shut down the shuttle program what will America’s new frontier be?” Your answer should deal with the welfare entitlement program and how it leeched funds from the space program. Get it?
Your successful role models should be Black Republicans, such as, Clarence Thomas, Larry Elder, Alan Keyes, and Reverend Jesse Lee Peterson. You should take special note from mentors like Reverend Jesse Lee Peterson who said that President Obama hates white people. I mean, you can’t get any better than that! The only problem with some Blacks not hitting the jackpot is that they have over-exposed themselves and have lost their credibility—so be careful about getting too far out there with your pronouncements.
Now, you may be wondering why I haven’t struck it rich by taking my own advice. I must admit that I just don’t have the backbone to dump on my own people for money. I’m not sure what I would sell-out for, but that isn’t one of them. Self-loathing and hatred I just don’t have. And, I really do subscribe, with the exception of people like General Colin Powell, a dying breed of moderate Republicans, to Whoopi Goldberg’s antilogy that a “Black Republican is like a Jew for Jesus.”
Staff Writer; Gregory K. Taylor
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