Black Lives Matter, BLM is more than that.

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(ThyBlackMan.com) Earlier today, I was garbed up in my usual wears: a soft crown, beige gown, and open-toe sandals. I decided to walk through a Brooklyn slum in order to get to the nearest store, so I could buy a 40oz of beer. As soon as I got within close proximity of the establishment, I noticed two be-bopping brothers moving in My direction. This gruesome twosome was known as the twins. Not because they looked alike; not because they shared the same mother; but, simply because they always dressed identically.

This particular day, they were clad in $100 dollar J.J. Watt’s shoes; $200 dollar True Religion jeans; $150 dollar Versace shirts; and $25 dollar Brooklyn Dodger’s baseball caps that sat atop their unusually large heads, accentuated by a BLM button clipped to the visor. Their eyes were decorated with colorful greenish-blue contact lenses protected by $600 dollar unprescribed Cazal glasses.

“Yo, Jesus! Wat’s gud?” one of the illiterate lads asked Me upon sight.

“Just going to the store. I need a beer,” I responded.

“No, wat you need iz sum knew clothes. You ben wearing dat same shit four too thousand yeers,” he responded, laughingly. The two stooges began giggling so hard, they bent double in mirth, clutching their stomachs.

My work is never done, I mused. I stared long and hard at these NYCHA (New York City Housing Authority) residents, abiding—off lease—with their mamas and/or baby mamas.

“You know,” I responded, “at first glance, when I saw those BLM pins, I wondered if Black Lives Mattered to the two of you. Or at least, I thought y’all may be in step with the Black Liberation Movement. But, after further scrutiny, I realized that y’all ain’t nothing more than Bums Living with Moms in NYCHA, an acronym for Never Yearning or Climbing for Higher Achievements which aptly defines you two as some Black Lazy Muthfuckas……who desperately needs the white man’s name tagged to y’all his garb to let the rest of world know that you two, eternally, Belong and Linked to Master.