(ThyBlackMan.com) Hey Gossip Goons and Goonies
Yeah it’s me, Sattin (pronounced Satan) the HOTTEST Gossiper. Now, for surely you know that I HATE to be the one to put somebody’s business in the street; but guess who I heard is getting a divorce?
According to the National Inquirer, rumors are swirling around and implying that the power couple, JAY-Z AND BEYONCE, is relocating to Splitsville. Yeah, the Brooklyn Bad guy who put a ring on it; who claimed to ride to the bloody end; and who only had 99 problems may have finally been blessed/cursed with the Hundreth One.
Although nothing has been comfirmed and no court papers filed, talk show host Wendy Williams chimed in by saying the songbird who chirped about being Dangerously in Love with the rapper; you know, the Queen Bee who also buzzed about being Crazy in Love is now realizing that The Best Thing That She Never Had is not such a Beautiful Liar after all…I don’t know, maybe Beyonce was Drunk in Love, Ms. Williams inferred.
Rumorologists are speculating that the cause of friction is philandering; but, also because Beyonce’s musical performances are beginning to overshadow the artistic career of the aging rapper. Although he handles a lot of the business behind the scenes, it has been suggested that he no longer has the desire to tail her across the globe. No, it is said that Jay-Z spends a lot of his time plucking domestic chickens and bird catching/watching.
Personally, I hope the rumors are false. However, in every lie some truth can be found. Therefore, all satire aside, I do hope and pray that this talented Bonnie and Clyde find a way to work it out. If not, trust me I’m not the only one who is going to be sad and Blu….
Staff Writer; Sattin
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