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Comedian Sheryl Underwood – The New Poster Girl For Black Self Hate!

September 13, 2013 by  
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(ThyBlackMan.com) Sheryl Underwood is a damn prostitute for the White supremacist agenda

You must have heard about her stupid ass comments on the set of  the CBS Show “The Talk” and had to end up dealing with the backlash of those comments. It started when so called super model Heidi Klum stated that she saves all of her sons’ cut hair.

So the self hating Mammy-for-Hire came right on in as if on cue to say: Okay I’m I’m sorry but (‘Coon giggles) why would you save afro-hair? I mean you can’t weave in afro-hair you can’t…..you don’t never see us…at the…at the hair place going…look here, what I need is (‘Coon giggles) I need those curly nappy beads…that just…that just seems nasty!

Now Heidi Klum as a White woman seems to have more reverence for her children’s Black hair than Sheryl Underwood ever could! Her ridiculous statements show the world that we as a people are so far behind to be able to say the things that we do!

But anyone who knows anything about television knows that most things spoken are covered before the panel goes live. While it was a live comment that Sheryl Underwood said, it was definitely touched on and approved by someone in high places!

You can bet your bottom dollar on that one!

Do I know for sure and can I prove it? Of COURSE NOT! But for most readingsherylunderwood these words who have lived life long enough you know that what I’m saying is true!

These are not a few people up on a show just spontaneously spewing out what hits their brain first, it’s not their choice first of all because every minute of what is broadcast on television costs LOTS of money!

Think of things that way when you hear comments like Sheryl Underwood’s go out into the world. She is a traitor. She is an agent. She works for someone who wants to negate the ever growing conscious Black thought that’s a threat to those who profit from our ignorance and self-hate.

Not only have I gotten wiser at the half century mark but I’ve also gotten a heck of a lot bolder. At this point I realize that some will listen but the majority will write you off and put you in the box of being some radical nut-job who imagines all types of conspiracies transpiring from every little coincidence.

But that’s not even the case with me.

Television and all media platforms for that matter are a medium for deception. It’s definitely mind control when you have a damn jingle in your head all day that you just can’t seem to rid your mind from as your day goes by.

It’s hard enough to remember the regular tasks that one must execute or even that small shopping list that you wrote out but left at home, you try to remember everything on it but simply can’t.

But here you are humming a tune and singing the words without consciously “trying” to remember them.

Why?

…….because that jingle was engineered to do just that! To get into your head and cause you to purchase that product when you DO go to the supermarket OVER the one that you usually purchase!

Bear with me as I make my point because I’m coming right back to Shitty Underwear….oops, I meant Sheryl Underwood! LOL!

Now it’s not always about a jingle causing you to purchase a product, because to reinforce negative feelings and insecurity within your soul only helps you to make a point to go out and purchase something to correct what you consider a bad trait.

In this case?

Hair products. Hair products. And MORE HAIR PRODUCTS!

There’s a part of me that feels that the Black conscious dread-lock loving movement doesn’t sit well with those who stand to make a profit from these women who feel that they have to make a change to their appearance for some unknown reason.

Right now it’s so obvious that I sometimes don’t even want to talk about it because I will get swamped with tons of e-mails from angry Black women who will tell me that they use relaxing cream for this reason or that reason!

“It makes my hair more manageable”, “I’d rather wear it natural but my job would probably not like it if I wore braids or dreadlocks”

The list can go on and on into eternity but the bottom line is that Black women who perm their hair at one time in their life up until the present have felt that they needed to change it for whatever reason!

It wasn’t to change it because they loved themselves!

It wasn’t to change it because they understand why the world treats them different if they DIDN’T change it!

They changed it because they learned long ago from their Mothers, Aunts and peers that Black hair wasn’t good enough of a divine crown to wear on their heads! So they must diminish the natural/cosmic strength that comes along with a head of hair that stands UP reaching towards the heavens in a way that none of the others could!

The simple action of straightening your hair says to the White power structure that:

“I put down my sword and lay down my shield to submit myself mind, body and soul to you as your fight for supremacy has now become my sole undertaking as you will never have any resistance from me as my Blackness doesn’t mean a damn thing to me anymore. Status in YOUR world, promotions, material goods and acknowledgement in the ranks of your hierarchy has now become my God!”

You will now gain unlimited access in their corporate world and return back to your humble beginnings to show them that their is a huge reward for giving up ones Blackness for the trinkets of the slave-master that he can so easily snatch away without an explanation!

Your mate must echo this mindset and it’s mandatory that your children not know who they are or take pride in their heritage! Such is the symbolism of perming ones hair…….what even MORE reward? Dye it blonde also!

We are all made the way we are for a reason and we take our natural hair for granted believing the lies that are put out there by a well paid media hooker like Shitty Underwear to help to perpetuate White Supremacy in a shrewdly crafted innocent sounding put down made to seem like a joke with all of the giggles that came with it.

It wouldn’t surprise me if Sheryl Underwood wore a Mammy outfit next week and played that subservient role for her White co-hosts. Some of us ‘coon (Acting like a clownish slave who apes up to the delight and amusement of their slave-masters) on cue and Ms. Underwear’s timing was just a little TOO perfect!

I wonder if there is a hair care (Care? how is burning, frying and dyeing ones hair until it’s dead considered hair care?) company out there that is slipping Sheryl Underwood some healthy checks under the table because she did a wonderful job in their mind to boost business for them!

I can see them now slapping high-fives in the corporate world for the free plug that she gave to them indirectly by sending these low self esteemed young Black women to their local “beauty” supply store to pick up that box of perm that they resisted so long from getting because the Black conscious movement was starting to strengthen them.

I must repeat: THIS WAS NOT BY CHANCE!

I sure wish I was on that show because Ms. Shitty Underwear would have definitely gotten a piece of my mind and they probably would have hurried over to a commercial break like they usually do when they don’t want the truth to be heard!

I guess Sheryl Underwood must do what any self hating Black Republican must do to maintain their membership in the club that looks down on all things Black.

Sure, it’s not written in stone or in any document but watch the evening news on any Republican based news network and listen to the catchphrases used when speaking on all things Black!

There is no way that you can let Sheryl Underwood get a pass for what she said because in essence her and Bill O’Reilly are working hand in hand in their mission to crush all independent proud conscious Black thought!

Think not? Show me a prominent Black Republican who is outspoken for the cause of the downtrodden Black people of Amerikkka and the world who is highly visible in the mainstream media and I’ll show you the millions of dollars in donations from the Fox News Network to the Nation Of Islam for their continued work in the trenches of Black America. In other words: IT JUST AIN’T HAPPENIN’!

As Black people our minds are attacked everyday in the media as we are fooled to believe that the very poisons that are put out there for us to ingest is the medicine that we need for success!

How foolish we are indeed.

Let me tell you one thing Black people: You will NEVER truly be successful when you hate yourself!

Sure, you can dilute your Black mind and prove it in a right of passage by straightening your hair, dying it blonde and changing the inflection of your voice.

Sure, you will be rewarded greatly for this in THEIR system but you will NEVER feel free and truly successful because you and I KNOW that you are muzzled and can’t even THINK of moving your mouth to speak truth or you will lose all of the trinkets afforded you by your slave-master and the mere thought of that grips you with immeasurable fear!

True success is being able to be true to yourself as you listen and obey that higher righteous voice regardless as to who likes it or not. Do I sound like a man who is afraid to speak my mind? Fear? Never had it, NEVER WILL!

No one will EVER muzzle my voice and if you think that the retraction of your trinkets will force me to change my tune, then think again!

But to get back on Sheryl’s case I have to say that while many Black women will not boldly proclaim what she did publicly, deep down inside they do agree even if they are in denial about it but they know that she echoed what is hidden below the permed surface.

It is an insult to the very God that you claim to love and to serve to openly curse the beautiful manner in which He created you. It is an insult to him to do so especially since so many of you state how God’s wisdom is far beyond yours. Well if you believe this to be true then there must be a reason why He made you the way He did and this includes your hair.

Out of all of the races of people walking about the planet, we are the only race to have such unique hair yet we want to give up that sought after status to straighten it out like the rest of the world and for what?

Our hair is the only hair that has the natural strength to defy gravity and reach towards the Heavens.

As a spiritual people our ability to discern our surroundings and the people in our midst is enhanced by the spiritual antenna of natural hair and the more of it we have, the further our Third Eye can pick up those often overlooked signals that help discernment.

To fry it down and kill its strength is to disarm ourselves in a world where we need all of the spiritual awareness that we can get!

There are certain reasons that the powers that be do not want you to wear your hair natural, what’s worse is that they FEAR a woman or a man in dreadlocks who ALSO lives a righteous life under the laws and commandments of God Himself.

This is not acceptable because to affirm your separation from this carnal world that we live in is to influence another who will go on to influence even more to shun this practice of self hate to embrace one of loving your natural self.

Remember, as long as we leave our Blackness at the door, the media, corporate Amerikkka, politics and the church will always accept us as the dumb, watered down people who are not even a threat to overtake the exploitation of us because we are too busy trying to tear ourselves down to please someone else.

Sheryl Underwood can apologize until the pigs come home she meant what she said and she said what she meant in an unguarded moment scripted in a way to let her true feelings come out. It was a signature moment for her because deep down inside she can’t even stand the sight of herself!

There is something so powerful about a woman who wears her hair natural with a real pride! Something so divine. Something so sexy. The smell and the texture is something that I just can’t get enough of! When I personally see a woman with a perm or with someone else’s D.N.A. on her head, it’s an instant turn off because she is basically saying that she cannot be proud of how she was made. And what kind of Mother would she make and what kind of message does it give to the children if their own mother wasn’t proud of the image she was made in by God?

And if I consider myself a REAL Black Man, then I’ve got to have a REAL Black Woman on my arm. I’ve found in my personal past that when I’ve dealt with a woman who spent so many hours and so much money to alter herself into something else that something inside of me shut down on a divine level. The perm trap keeps a woman from being active, scared to exercise and swim as well as scared to sweat! All she can do is move about the earth scared of what a little moisture will do to her fried hair and limit the scope of my righteous endeavors!

Most men of great standing and divine wisdom that I’ve known have shared with me that they would never go near a woman who wears the straightened processed hairy hat, whether it’s worn like a cap, weaved in or glued on. While what’s on your head is not as important as what’s in it, but the fact remains that what is on it is a great indication of how you think and it reeks of mental illness.

With these chemicals that you are subjecting your scalp to every month, what do you think the effect is on your brain as they seep into your skull? Is this why many of our women have the issues that they do? Is this why in chasing the status of the White man’s world they’ve lost themselves? Do the Whites that you swear love you for who you are REALLY respect you when even THEY know how you hate yourself?

Staff Writer; Lance Scurvin
 
Official website; http://www.LanceScurv.com
 
 

 


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10 Responses to “Comedian Sheryl Underwood – The New Poster Girl For Black Self Hate!”
  1. NorthernMagnolia says:

    Actually, no, I didn’t hear about it… I try to keep my blood pressure down by not intaking too much of what I already know is designed by white people for white people while expecting Blackness to be honored.

    “Television and all media platforms for that matter are a medium for deception. It’s definitely mind control when you have a damn jingle in your head all day that you just can’t seem to rid your mind from as your day goes by.”

    Right. But it can also be turned off. We spend our time raising our blood pressure and shortening our lives being angry about what person X did or did not do relative to honoring Blackness in white-controlled media — but when we are really tired of it, when we really want it to stop, we’ll just stop buying in…

  2. Ford says:

    …that was really long and just the same old Lance. Can’t be a REAL woman if you fool with your hair…!!!! Just me, Lance, but my thought is IF YOU REALLY WANT TO PISS WOMEN OFF tell um their hair sucks.

  3. toomanygrandkids says:

    words “relaxers” and “perms.”

    Perm is short for permanent wave. Its the term that non-black people use for the straightening process.

    Relaxers are what black women (and some men) use in their hair. Black women use the term perm instead of relaxers for a number of reasons. Both terms refer to a straightening of the hair.

    Believe it or not, there are many non-black women who purchase/use hair products such as Dark and Lovely, Motions, and don’t get me started on the Dominican hair products.

    Oh, and I was chatting w/ a white man at a GNC where I purchase vitamins for my body and hair, and I made a comment that my hair wasn’t naturally straight and that I used relaxers. And he said, “So do I because my hair isn’t naturally straight either.” He was the first and only white man that said he relaxed his hair.

    So no, we’re not the only race who alter our hair. Nor are we the only ones who change what God has given us.

    I will admit that yes, black women spend lots of money on hair products and many hours at the hair salon. But the way you wrote this article is really about YOU and your personal experiences w/ the wrong type of women.

  4. toomanygrandkids says:

    women. What they want, how they want it, and why.

    Believe me, if the chemicals in relaxers seeped into our skulls and caused brain damage, we wouldn’t continue buying/applying them. The only time there’s any damage is when something’s done wrong before, during, and/or after the relaxing process. Its about knowledge. Many of us got this, Lance.

    If you attended one of my bbq’s where black people were having a good time, there’s plenty of good food and drinks, and a couple of tables of people are playing Spades, you mean to tell me that it would prevent you from being comfortable b/c I have relaxed hair? I wouldn’t dare color my hair blonde or some other outrageous color, and it would be appropately styled. But you would hold it against me? I’ll wait for your answer.

    FYI, we are not the only race who straightens/relaxes their hair. White also straighten their hair. It’s called a perm. Without it, they wouldn’t have silky hair. Their hair is just as uncontrollable as ours. It’s just a completely different texture in its natural and permed state. You should check out those infomercials where white, Asians, and other non-blacks clip on hair extensions to give their hair a healthier, fuller appearance.

    “I’ve found in my personal past that when I’ve dealt w/ a woman who spent so many hours and so much money to alter herself into something else that something inside me shuts down on a divine level.” Yes, its true many women alter themselves. But the bigger question is, what makes YOU so attracted to them? Do YOU approach black women w/ natural hair? I bet you do. But I also bet you eventually find out that they also have issues.

    “The perm trap keeps a woman from being active, scared to exercise and swim, as well as scared to sweat!” Laziness, confusion, and not being wrapped too tight prevents those types from being scared to even sweat. So YOU are attracted to these types of women? What makes YOU atrracted to them? And let me explain the

  5. toomanygrandkids says:

    When I first began relaxing my hair, I never thought of it as “bowing down to the white establishment” nor was I expecting for “whites to accept me.” I relax and color my hair b/c 1.) It’s mine and I know what I’m doing. 2.) I’m able to control it, which makes it convient for me.

    “What do you think the effect is own your brain as chemicals seep into your skull? Trust me, Lance, it takes more than a relaxer to effect the way black women think of themselves.

    “Is this why many of our women have the issues that they do?” Let me ask you this: Who would you prefer? A woman wearing her hair in a natural style who’s not wrapped too tight. For example, she doesn’t keep her house clean nor does she cook/know how to cook. But as long as her hair is natural, she’s the woman you want on your arm. Or, would you prefer the woman with relaxed hair who cleans, cooks, and easier to get along with?

    The comment that Sheryl made was stupid. She compared what many black women do (buy hair) to what plenty of mothers do. Not just white women, but black women may save the hair of their sons first haircut. I don’t think they save hair from every haircut, but if Heidi wants to save all of her son’s shaved/cut hair then so be it.

    Sheryl used that opportunity to make a joke about the black women who wear extensions, weaves, and wigs. Like herself. But it also rings true that many of us do want lots of thick, shiny, and healthy hair. And it can be achieved in many ways and styles. But when black women take it as far as wanting hair like white women or the acceptance of white people, I think that taking it too far.

    In Sheryl’s case, she assumes that weaves and such will make her look/appear more prettier. Not only to men, but to her. Little black girls have issues with hair and everything else years before their first relaxer, weave, whatever. And as grown women, they’ll have more issues. Sometimes its about hair, sometimes it’s not. It depends on the

  6. Mike Graves says:

    What a horribly nasty and mean article based on absolutely no fact. Sheryl Underwood does not deserve what you’ve written. I believe you are just angry because you are unsuccessful and NOT a skilled writer. Your conspiracy theory is a lie and you should be sued for slander and defamation of character. Sheryl said something, owned it, and gave a heartfelt apology. You owe her one. How much money have you raised for black charities and how many people have you made laugh and put a smile on their face? Sheryl has done all of that and more. You’re the one who is making black people look bad.

  7. The slave mind still exist.

    Black Unity means financial independence and happiness

  8. sandra says:

    You do realize white women are only comfortable with three types of black women,the mammy type(i.e.the Sherly Underwoods,the O.Winphreys,the Queen Latifuhs)and the slutty, not interested in anything except making money, ho type(i.e. the Beyonces,the Rihannas,the Kellie Rowlands)and the not so attractive type(i.e. Whoopi G.(i love you whoopi),Sheery Shepard). Smart, opinionated, socially aware, well spoken,sexy,out going, attractive or not so attractive black women intimidate them for some reason (i.e.the Holly Robinson Peetes,the Renee Elise Goldsberrys)

  9. April says:

    You write like you hate being BLACK, sir.

  10. Janita says:

    Spewing hatred. YOU should be ashamed!Find something positive to speak on.

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